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product_id: 23862151
title: "The Posi-Machine"
brand: "crucial youth"
price: "€ 24.58"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 5
url: https://www.desertcart.at/products/23862151-the-posi-machine
store_origin: AT
region: Austria
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# The Posi-Machine

**Brand:** crucial youth
**Price:** € 24.58
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Posi-Machine by crucial youth
- **How much does it cost?** € 24.58 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.at](https://www.desertcart.at/products/23862151-the-posi-machine)

## Best For

- crucial youth enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted crucial youth brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Tracks: 01.Intro 02.Youth Of The World 03.Caffeine 04.Just One Beer 05.Positive Dental Outlook 06.The Scene Is Like A Bowling Ball 07.Big Mouth 08.Keep Off The Grass 09.4 Food Groups 10.Suburban Streetwise 11.Scarlet M 12.Face Plant 13.Just Say No 14.Me And Mr. T 15.Turn The Other Cheek 16.4 Rules 17.The Reply 18.I'M Proud 19.Cross At The Green (Not In Between) 20.Honor Roll 21.Posi-Machine 22.Solitude.

## Images

![The Posi-Machine - Image 1](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61sSndtPCdL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

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    Milk=good; Beer=bad; Crucial Youth=hilarious sXe fun
  

*by J***S on Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2006*

ahhh...this one brings back some memories. in an age where bands were seriously touting themselves as the most "positive" band ever (now what the hell could that possibly mean?)...comes this joke band that satirizes every harcore, posi-core, sXe band that ever existed up to 1988. the really funny thing is that Crucial Youth outplay every one of those bands that they are making fun of...beating them at their own game. this music was at a time before terms like "metalcore" and "mathcore" existed. this is really just straight up hardcore with lyrics promoting dental hygiene, good grades, and condeming (beyond the drugs and drinking) acts of littering, and profanity. the comics inside the booklet are as hilarious as the lyrics and are probably really really funny if you were ever once straight-edge in your past...you sellouts!!! you betrayers of the XXX brethren!!! haha. time for a drink.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Not a paraody band
  

*by X***A on Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2010*

I don't mean to disrespect any other reviewers (that wouldn't be very positive), but Crucial Youth was NOT a parody of straight-edge bands. I've been a fan for 20+ years; I ordered their "Possie-Machine" cassette from a Maximum Rock & Roll ad back in the 1980's for $3. Yes their lyrics were hilariously over-the-top, but that was a method of their madness; they were serious about what they were saying. It's OK to be straight-edge, drink milk, and laugh about it too. A-TEAM JAM!!!

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    Dental Hygiene is so Punk!
  

*by E***T on Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2004*

I'm listening to them (on an old cassette) right now.  i can only hope that this CD re-issue still comes with the comic book satirizing all things straight-edge.  You'd have to be straight-edge to get the jokes.  The singer apes Ian MacKaye well on their main credo, singing:Be Straight!Don't be late!Bench your weight!Don't masturbate!I am pleasantly surprised that some record company is still pressing this obscure little bit of hilarity.  Give it as a gift!

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*Last updated: 2026-06-03*