Femallay Organic l Melts – Blueberry – Moisturizes and Refreshes – 14 Count + Applicator

It’s nice and very moisturizing. It’s great and we recommend 10/10! I’ve bought SEVERAL boxes since September. Keep it in a cool place. They are meant to melt with slight warmth. A HUGE BONUS is they don’t leave any internal white clumps (dead skin collected) like the rephresh. The next paragraphs below may be TMI so if you’re sensitive to bodily fluids, function and maybe too much info about textures, tastes, smells, with detailed do’s and don’ts, it’s definitely MA Rating material below & won’t be for you. You got the basics. Get it! For everyone else, also get it but carry on. It’s lengthy but gives all the info you didn’t know you needed or you did but didn’t know how to ask. For everyone who is okay with MA detailed info and dumb humor, keep on reading. Blueberry is the hubbys favorite flavor! If one gets inserted in the AM I’m still slippery and moisturized in the PM. If it goes in for the PM but no happy time, or a quickie and only 1 and done, then it’s still slippery in the AM. I’ve tried Blueberry, Black cherry & Strawberry. Blueberry is the only one of the 3 I get, that I can smell throughout the day when I’m in the restroom or in happy time. It’s not a bad scent. It’s very sweet smelling but it took me by surprise at first. I don’t people and am a proud homebody so I’m not sure if others can smell it throughout the day. The hubby doesn’t ever say, ooo, is that blueberry pie today? If he smelled it he’d say just that lol. It’s natural for some moisturizing goodness to leave the body especially if there’s any muscle contraction at all so beware of doing your daily kegel exercises? You totally just did one didn’t you?! lol. and pushing the hopefully silent and not deadly poofs of Butt air and doing a #2. Those will absolutely push more of that lovely moisturizing goop out. Which is totally fine but again, be aware that Blueberry is the most fragrant of the 3 I tried. The flavor is also sweet not like eww too sweet but like I no longer have the midnight munchies sweet tooth sweet, haaahaa. This is going to sound weird to some, but for those that get it will understand, it definitely tastes blue. I HATE using the stupid plunger that is included to insert them. The suppositories either pull out with the plunger all the way then you lose it or it’s half way in and when you stand straight it drops out or partially melts and it gloops out. Or part of it gets stuck in the plunger base, ugh! Your digits work just fine. But for the love of not spreading germs inside you and out on any single world surface etc, PLEASE wash your hands before and after. We don’t need gonaherpasyphilaids from poor hygine choices do we?. The answer is NO, no we don’t need gonaherpasyphilaids. It is very greasy feeling but super slippery which is not a bad thing. When bits naturally come out, it absolutely moisturizes the external lady bits which is not a bad thing. No you won’t feel like it you have that sudden unexpected gush feeling when it’s torture week, you won’t know all of the bits in or out are a sweet smelling flavorful slip n slide until you use the ladies room because the TP gets it or you get told their midnight munchie sweet tooth will be resolved. Obviously you’ll feel that the internal slip n slide is full of proper moisture. Again there’s none of Rephresh moisturizing that leaves cottage cheese looking clumps of dead cells inside to come out at very weird moments. No one should be finding themselves chewing mystery substances in that moment Haaahaaa. I think that’s it. I love these. I will continue to reorder them for the duration of forever! UPDATE: It’s been 13 months since I started buying these and 10ish months since my initial review. I STILL LOVE THEM! I have 2 boxes auto shipped and now n then add a different flavor of 4 that we now use. We’ve since tried Pineapple. I swear Blueberry has the most slip n , taste and sweet smell. I wish he liked any Coconut and Peach flavor cuz I wanna try more to see what they’re like. No way would either of us try rose or tea tree. So if any of y’all try them I want to know your take and see a review on those. I’ve given some to friends & they’re loving it. Told my HRT Dr. about them. She approved & said she’d get some herself. Sometimes I’ll do 1 in the AM and 1 in the PM before the shower and play time and I’m told that gives extra glazing” haha. The slip n slide still lasts all day. Oh! Also, it’s toy safe. I figured that was an assumed since it’s not silicone based buuuut a friend asked about that so I thought I’d add that to the info you didn’t know you needed to know or know how to ask. K I hope y’all are having a good time. Hugs!

Parfait

I have been using these the several years. I generally only use only use a a 1/2 melt. They are easy to insert and moisturize well. I like the vanilla because it is not very fragrant.

terrible. terrible. terrible smell smells like cheap perfume... my boyfriend was wondering what the hell happened if I had dumped the bottle of perfume in my pants, nothing natural feeling about this. set off all my hormones and caused more of an infection. do not purchase.

Works great and good scent